Wednesday, January 25, 2012

America's Enemy: The God-less Left

Folks, in light of the popular trends in America it's time for me to make something clear.  America was founded as a Christian nation with a solid foundation of Christian morality and should remain as such.

When our ancestors settled in these lands they created a Christian utopia (at least as close to a utopia as can be attained on earth) that was meant to be a beacon for the world.  This new Christian land was built as an example to lead the rest of the world back on the right track.  Everything our ancestors built, they built in the name of God.  Not Allah, not Buddha, not Shiva, nor any other heretical and silly word for Satan-worshiping.  Our ancestors knew that a nation could not survive without a firm belief in the teachings of the Bible, so they spread the almighty word to their heathen neighbors, the Indians.  Shortly thereafter, the Indians realized the error of their ways and shed their silly beliefs and rituals.  Before long, we had a solid nation of believers and all was well.

Then, a group of troublemakers laid siege to our Christian nation- laying the ground work for our enemies for centuries to come.  In Salem, Massachusetts several Satan-loving, lewd sluts rejected the word of God by calling themselves "witches".  These blasphemers were burned at the stake- and rightfully so.  They were heretics!  They denied the grace of God and were therefore poison to good Christian society.  But, my fellow Christians, it was the fact that they even got a trial that has doomed the Christian America!

Those whorish witches (or atheists, no need to distinguish) should have been silenced the moment their venomous blasphemy fell on Christian ears.  Their trial was the first of many that mark a decline in America Christian morality.  But it was the fact that their actions should even be considered (via the trial) acceptable that sparked the war on America/Christianity.

Somewhere along in our history after the Salem trials, we lost our way as a Christian nation.  Now days, atheists can publicly admit to their sins- AND NOTHING CAN BE DONE ABOUT IT!  200 years ago, they would have been hanged and burned for their lies like they should be!

And who are these horrid individuals, you ask?  LIBERALS!  Every last one of them is a satan-worshiping, socialist beast spewing nothing but immoral garbage through his defiled mouth.  It is impossible to be a Christian and a liberal- it just doesn't work.  Was Jesus Christ a communist?  NO.  Christ helps those who help themselves, that is what is taught in the Bible.  The new breed of America's enemy follows in the footsteps of the Salem witches and denounces all that is good in our nation.  Every ailment our nation suffers from is directly linked to our collective straying from God's path.

America needs to get back on that path- the Christian path.  We need to defeat our enemies of faith and rid this land of the God-less left.  They don't deserve trials, nor any other politically correct luxury.  We need to make America synonymous with Christianity once more.

My friends, it all starts with voting Republican.  RICK SANTORUM 2012!

18 comments:

  1. Re-Elect Obama to kill America! Wooo!

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    1. Of course it is. How could you possibly argue to the contrary?

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  3. Every country with religon should die!

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  4. I find your breed of satire to be a little dry. It's too close to the real deal to be funny. This post is the first to be an obvious joke, but it still looks like people aren't getting it.

    I'll grant it's difficult to parody beliefs this ridicules... That's what makes Colbert so great.

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    1. You can take your talk of liberal hippie "satire" somewhere else. I speak with God in my heart, and country in my mind. If what I say is too difficult for you to understand, then you're probably an enemy to our great nation.

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  5. This is some good stuff. I've seen those slutty witches. They're always around at bars on Halloween

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  6. No matter who becomes president of usa, hes not gonna change his foreign policy. Also following.

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  7. Love reading these posts, real or not ,they are entertaining.

    +1 follower

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  8. Entertaining is a good word for it Taker

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  9. it was very entertaining and eye opening. ill be following

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  10. I'm not sure if I agree, at all. On the off-side are you going to vote for Ron Paul for real? I know I am.

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  11. You know not a single person was ever burned at the stake in the witch trials?

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