Answer to America's War on Drugs

I was watching TV yesterday and one show in particular caught my attention.  It's a show called "Intervention" on A&E featuring various drug addicts and their families.  Apparently, A&E was having an "Intervention" marathon, so I switched back and fourth between that and ESPN.

After watching a few minutes, I simply had to ask- What has become of this great nation?  The degenerates that populate this show are astounding.  And the fact that the liberal media is allowed to film their perversion for the whole world to see is nothing short of sin.  These addicts don't need attention- they need to be ashamed.

Drinking, perversion, and drug use are all scientifically linked to the liberalization of America.  Liberalization means atheism, and atheism means immorality.  That's a direct link that's impossible to ignore.

So where are the parents while all this devil-worship happens?  Working?  No.  Church activities?  No.  Parenting?  Absolutely NOT.  The parents are the ones funding it!  They are fueling their kids' death because they don't know any better.  Their kids' come to them for drug money, AND THEY WILLINGLY GIVE IT TO THEM!  That's the same as selling them the drugs themselves!

Folks, these parents are the victims of the liberal media's agenda, plain and simple.  Constant bombardment of socialist propaganda has rendered them incapable of raising their children in a correct manner.  All the talk of "understanding" and "compassion", the twin poisons of liberal socialist ideology championed by Hollywood has turned any would-be parenting skills impotent.  And what's more, the commie elitist producers down at A&E are profiting off it!  A&E's and their producers are directly profiting off the liberal brainwashing of America.

The whole time I'm watching this filth, I can only think of the answer that's staring everybody right in the face.  JUST KILL THEM!  These degenerate addicts are a drain on society's valuable resources.  They will never be right again- their liberal indoctrination runs too deep to extricate.  A bullet between the eyes is the only cure for this addiction/brainwashing.  No more crack houses on the block, no more meth labs waiting to explode, no more drunk drivers swerving on our highways- just quiet, safe cemeteries.  Why even bother with these wastes of life?  They had their chance and they willingly chose the wrong path.  Why let them continue to leech off the hard work and good deeds of us good-natured Christians?

BOOM!  No more tax-wasting "War on Drugs".

This plan will obviously call for some rigidly defined guidelines for addiction, but that's easy to do.  Most of us all ready know that if you consume a mind-altering substance (alcohol, heroin, marijuana, ANYTHING) more than twice a month, YOU ARE AN ADDICT!  And you WILL be dealt with accordingly.  Either in this world or the next.

Now, what about the parents? Simple- We will need to set up Christian recovery camps where they will learn the error of their ways and redeem themselves through faith and prayer.  These camps will obviously create jobs and, more importantly, draw attention away from the liberal filth that started this whole mess and put it back on the fundamental structure of Christian morality upon which this country rests.  

There you have it, folks.  A simple, two pronged attack that will end the "War on Drugs".  Not only will we eradicate the menace of addiction AND liberal commie ideology, but we will restore our Christian identity to boot.  Obviously, this will lead to lower violence, crime, abortion, and tax rates.

Time to get off your ass Obama!